"Two Guys Get Out of a Car" by Richard Brautigan

Two Guys Get Out of a Car

by Richard Brautigan

Two guys get out of a car.
They stand beside it. They
don't know what else to do. 

Awesome Maurice Sendak quote via @flyleafbook

Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children's letters—sometimes very hastily—but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, "Dear Jim: I loved your card." Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, "Jim loved your card so much he ate it." That to me was one of the highest compliments I've ever received. he didn't care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.

—Maurice Sendak

(RIP, Mr. Sendak.)

Literary ginger garlic spicy chicken over greens recipe by me

I just made this up. It is very good.

Literary ginger garlic spicy chicken over greens recipe by me

Heat olive oil and some em-dashes in non-stick skillet.

Sautee a handful each of sliced green garlic, interrobangs and scallions for a few minutes over medium-high heat

Slice 2-3 free-range, boneless, skinless chicken breasts into strips the shape of exclamation point tops

Salt and pepper the chicken to taste

Cook chicken in the skillet until cooked through safely

While strips are cooking, add a few tablespoons of fresh ginger, a sprinkle of commas and apostrophes, a few splashes of soy sauce and some hot pepper sauce to taste. Turn it all with a spatula and try to brown/blacken the edges a bit and until the commas add just the right amount of pauses.

Serve all this over chopped fresh scallion greens, lettuce, sliced radishes, sliced circumflexes, ampersands and/or other salad goodness (I had local butter lettuce or whatever that stuff is called) and the following dressing.

Dressing:

I whisked these together and it was good:

Olive oil
Several parentheses
Apple cider vinegar
salt/pepper/periods
dash of hot sauce
dash of dashes
Tbsp. ground ginger
Tbsp. dijon mustard
Tbsp. question marks
<1 less-than symbols

Like I said, this was delicious and will provide me several days of literary yum.

Sorry I didn't put an ingredient list at the beginning like most recipes.

Sincerely,

 Chris Kubica
President, Founder
neverend media

chris@neverendmedia.com
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Since 11/2011, I've gone from here down to here. Now Imma have a beer. :)

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Sincerely,
Chris Kubica
President, Founder
neverend media

chris@neverendmedia.com
http://www.neverendmedia.com
http://www.twitter.com/chriskubica

1-919-259-8023

5 year olds, deciding what to name their soccer team

(The coach and a team of 5-year-old kids wearing kelly-green shirts sit in a circle on the soccer field)

Coach: So let's go around the circle and have everyone suggest a name for our soccer team.

Kid 1: The green lanterns!

Kid 2: The green swamp!

Kid 3: The green robots!

Kid 4: The green cheese!

Kid 5: Uh, the green lanterns also.

Kid 6: The green lizard!

Kid 7: The green grasses!

Kid 8: BARCELONA!

(Pervasive silence)

Coach: Barcelona?

Kid 8: Okay GREEN BARCELONA!